notes from the farm
Pulling arugula. The boys played a game they made up called You Smell Like. Favorites: You smell like Flavor Flav chain. You smell like Peter Griffin neck. You smell like Meg hat. You smell like Whitney Houston crack pipe.
[while peeling/jarring garlic, replying to a kid complaining about the smell] ”This garlic will ward off evil spirits! It’ll keep all the vampires out of Ohio… It will drive away the scum buckets from 3CDC! And the Hyde Park girls who come to Findlay Market on weekends to get their ghetto on.”
Bill Mollison only invented permaculture because he wanted to take naps in a jungle of his own design.
